Official Madonna Calendar 2009

The colour version of Ray of Light would have been way nicer!

And if only they'd colour corrected the COADF photo ... my inner designer squeals at the faded shades, urgh. But good choice on the photo: that was her on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

True, tis a tad washed out and doesn't translate to HQ well.

Wouldn't Erotica have been more iconic than the BS one? Im thanking god they didnt use the BS one where shes lifting up her skirt and showing her satin undies. ugh...lol

She looks so much like Courtney Love in that photo, its scary.

A photo from the "Erotica" era is that yellow one, she did that photoshoot for the Rain album cover in '93. Good choice for a photo, thats the nicest photoshoot she did in the Erotica period (shudders, the album art, euwwww).

I reckon they should have dropped the photo from the Hard Candy cover shoot (yuck) and instead have one from the "I'm Breathless" era slotted in there. Or maybe the Geisha phase in '99 would've been nice.

Yes, you're right! That is from the Erotica period. duhhh@me lol

Ohh yes, Breathless Madonna, the blond bombshell era.

I think the only solution to the perfect calender is to rearrange the damn year to be 17 months long, not 12. Yes, I think that's a good idea. Now, who do I email about that?

*Googles Father Times email addy*

I'm sure he's been asked that one before.

"You want to extend the year? You want to stay youthful forever? You want to be able to say 'My she looks awfully wrinkled... she must be in her teens!' Well, it's a stupid idea. Up yours!! Have a good night's sleep."

Ahh, my imagination ... I'm sure he doesn't answer phone calls or emails personally, he'd have minions in a call centre do it for him. "Father Time's Phone, how may I direct your call?"

I think I'll just spam him with Viagra emails.

'Atta girl!