Bring on another Frozen, or a super-charged vocal performance like Ray of Light. Something jaw-droppingly magical. Get her to reinvent popular music, we're long overdue for it. She's also getting a few more respectful comments in the papers than is normal (well, the articles not discussing the divorce, anyway), so maybe public opinion is what's important here, as a person worthy positive admiration rather than complete indifference. (Ask any teenager the name of her most recent album and ten-to-one you'll hear "Oh, God, um, Like a Virgin?" I battle this problem everyday at school, which is why you give them your iPod, play the Immaculate Collection and then they realise they know half the tracklist).